Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.

Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”

by Goofnut June 27, 2022

Eli Kohout

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.

Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.

by gajaman October 3, 2018

Kohout

Meaning Cock in Czech

Also meaning total badass

That guy is a huge kohout

by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012

kohob

This person is a true star. A Kohob is a very funny tall nice girl with an outgoing personality! She can also be a very athletic girl with very long legs!

Wow look at that girl she is such a Kohob!

by Stvr Quality December 14, 2013

Kohok

"Kohok" is a Khmer word written in English symbol commonly used in media in Cambodia. Kohok is originated from a word "កុហក" in Khmer that means "lying or untruth" in English

Don't kohok me, ok. I know, hz.

by Darith November 28, 2019

KOHOOOA

Acronym: Keep Our Heads Out Of Our Asses

Please try to follow our new KOHOOOA policy.

by McTizzle April 2, 2005

Kohouting

a woman who had children at a young age so she never really grew up and acts like her kids best friends and dates their friends or fucks them

did you hear that bitch is dating her daughters friend?
damn she is kohouting man

by bitchle February 3, 2014