Koehin

A strong man that will grow up to be a great hit man and will be able to take down anything and anyone in a heart beat he is fast and agile and as a kid would have a lot of anger built up to win his fights

Koehin

by The ? Man October 14, 2018

The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

The Koehler

Masturbation technique in which you fondle your testicles while your erect penis is in a bottle and you are on all fours over a towel

Grayson had a ~hard~ time explaining to his dad what "The Koehler" was

by PigeonWithDownSyndrome February 14, 2018

koehn

an awesome last name for a beast kid

kyorn is a koehn!!!!!!!!!

by retard 2.0 May 7, 2018

dirty koehler

Someone that cleans up a Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodriguez.

After I dropped a Dirty Sanchez on Melany, I had to have a dirty Koehler come in to clean it up.

by Kenny Bell September 1, 2008

koehn

a goofy ahh kid who plays minecraft on his phone and has a mullet

koehn is goofy ahh

by pppoopoocheck123456 February 15, 2023

Maddie Koehler

Maddie Koehler is an exploding ferret. She is the CEO of laughing at jokes that are not funny and falling down when she gets scared. Be careful of these Maddie Koehler's

Wow! Look at Maddie Koehler! She just fell down the stairs because someone said boo!

by Ya_gurl May 1, 2020