knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

Flint knapping is when two guys put pieces of flint rock between their buttcheeks and moon land each other. The friction generates a spark which tickles their anus hole and gives the Flint knappers extreme pleasure.
by Aldi Aldi October 19, 2017

the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face
by The Knap attack November 25, 2010

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011

The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.
by shuddddders October 7, 2009

by George December 21, 2003

by knap sack king April 21, 2009
