Knauss

the act of completing the trifecta of tag team grinding with all three knauss triplets.

"Man, I just completed the Knauss"

by Tstins908 April 4, 2009

Kapsit

An Iloco term for a kind of liquid ejaculated from the penis due to warm sexual intercourse or masturbation.(semen in english or sperm)

Dude,I've just withdrawn my kapsit last night!

by bongmeim April 10, 2009

kapsalon

A dish with fries, döner meat, lettuce, tomato, garlic sauce, sambal.
It is really filling and is often eaten late at night.

Guy 1: Lets go get a kapsalon from "Top Kebab"
Guy 2: Yes i'm really in the mood and it fills you up good

by ewmbos May 16, 2011

knads

Nads in Canada,pronounced with a k.

I got kicked in the knads by that douche bag!

by Serge Gravelle June 20, 2006

Knappan

Someone who is stupid and hopeless.

"Yo bro, did you see your supervisor yesterday".
"Nah bro, I didn't want to waste my time because he is an absolute knappan."

by Mr. Thakkudu April 6, 2021

Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010

krapsody

1. a portmanteau word: krap and rhapsody 2. a big steaming pile of shit left by: a.) a mass of sheeple via memes on the internets b.) current events that eventually all reek of dung (no news is good news) c.) anything ridiculously bizarre or inane d.) a website dedicated to all of the above - the assumption here is that something is so wickedly stupid and it's stench overwhelms so much that it can only be addressed with an excessively enthusiastic expression.

"Hey, how about that flurry of recent government bailouts?"
"I think the bailouts are an enormous mountain of krapsody!"

by xStatic1 December 20, 2009