klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kpopper

One of elite status in the world of Korean music.

All kpoppers gather in the worlds best forum, kpopper.com

by OMEGA January 16, 2005

Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.

Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.

by upchuck jones July 27, 2012

Kloopertingle

That feeling you get deep down in your balls(and lady balls) when danger is near.

These scary woods give me the kloopertingles.
I feel a slight kloopertingle coming on.

by DeadlySlob September 14, 2017

klepper

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

by JaredLee November 8, 2005

Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018