Klonoa

Probably one of the most underrated video game series out there.

Klonoa:WA-HOO!!!!

by ChuckRoast December 25, 2008

Kontebonker

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.

That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.

by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011

Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Konteks

Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian

Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks

by cocsec February 11, 2021

Kotex Kontessa

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

Klenton

He’s the funny one in the group. If your having a bad day he lightens up the mood. Also he gets all the galdem.

Man like klenton

by The unkown warrior March 20, 2020

klort

Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.

Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.

by AYYFRON December 9, 2009