Kippered

To be Kippered you must have something go against you or something bad happens on your behalf.

I got kippered there!,
You kippered me

by J.Mrson April 28, 2009

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

by MrKipper October 9, 2020

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018

Keppered

When the owner of a discord server (Yonkycord) partakes in intercourse with another’s mother.

“Ever since my mom met that guy, she can’t stop getting keppered! He must be really good at banging!”

by Fatherfigure October 25, 2024

Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009

Klepper

An onion boy

"Wow, that Klepper is an onoin boy!"

by DASDASDASDASd November 5, 2017

Kippered

The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke

“Marc was kippered by Gary today”

by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019