kj

When a man inserts his cock into a woman's vagina but then instantly begins to ejaculate.

1: "Bro I just had intercourse!"
2: "No way bro! How was it?"
1: "I had a kj brooooo"
2: "Damn bro its fine you get it done quick!"

by AFHjjjj April 21, 2018

kj

kj iz jk in an angry way

for example i say sumetin bad 2 u cuz u started first but u don seem 2 be happy n i say jus kidding but in an angry way thats kj

by da spokane boy October 6, 2008

KJ

KJ is a guy that doesn't like school or any form if work. He is often very funny but perverted. Many people have a crush on KJ, seeing that KJ really knows how to please his girl ;). KJ is a crazy person, you have to meet him

I wish I was KJs girl!

by Yomama1111111 October 27, 2014

KJ

KJ is a person of indian descent that is very predictable and lazy. KJ will tell you that he plans on going out but will not show up, resulting in him laying on the couch not doing anything. However, if he decides to go out it will result in no one seeing him there. There have been no citing or evidence that KJ has left his apartment in centuries. It has also been reported that he does shower every 10 years resulting in a world holiday. It is not abnormal to find pieces of chicken masala rubbed into his carpet and clothing. To be a KJ is a way of life, which indefinitely involves that dooka, an Iranian tobacco blend which he carries with him in a plastic bag so that it may spill into his pocket. This results in KJ then scooping the dooka from his pocket for at least a month in order to conserve his most precious belonging. Starting in junior year KJ began drinking water however always has prefered milk and orange juice for weeks at a time resulting in him being extremely dehydrated. The way of KJ is to then sleep for 16 hours and then wake up with a 6 pack (or as he believes). KJ is a way of life and to KJ is something that takes work and effort but for the one and only it is a path no one else can cross.

1:"Bro are you going out tonight?"
2: "Yeah bro ill see you there!."
1: "Dont KJ tonight bro, you always do!"
***40 min later***
2: Texts "Im not showing up bro." Then turns phone off
1: "Fucking KJ always KJing!"
1: "WTF KJ!"

by AFHjjjj July 9, 2016

KJ

KJ is a very understanding and trustworthy girl. She will help you out in any way she can no matter what. Although she can be very sassy at times, her heart is definitely in the right place. She also loves to draw (including lots of fanart). She really enjoys gaming (first person shooters, racing, etc.). She is always friends with everyone, except that one person who's always gonna be jealous of her no matter what she does. :P KJ typically says "oof" a lot, "lel", or "oof indeed". Her voice is also the most adorable thing in the world XD. If you find a shister KJ, never let her go.

Person 1: Aww KJ is so niceee, even when she was super busy she made time to talk to me when I was feeling down.
Person 2: I know right! Also have you heard KJ's voice? It's adorable!
Person 3: Yeah, KJ is the best.

by meme factory December 13, 2018

KJ

the dopest

damn, you're the KJ

by mister September 16, 2003

Kj

a sweet talker, breaks hearts as easily as he can mend them. You never know if you're going to have a broken heart or a mended one. He can be so sweet when he wants to be. You think he'll always be there for you, but then in a second he can vanish.

The more Kj rejects me, the more I want him!!

by superbored November 23, 2011