kristofer x mathea

a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.

girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea

by thetrueuser November 26, 2016

Kristoforandchaz

Kristoforandchaz is a YouTuber who does mostly gaming videos. Commonly associated with Wrangler.

“Wow that Kristoforandchaz is too good”

by Uncle Big Brain January 4, 2022

Kristofer Hunter

Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.

by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp

Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo

by BookyFella January 10, 2021