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ass kissing contest

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An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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three way ass kissing

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Gary, Kevin and Bob, bobbin on each other's nobbins. Also includes licking dingleberries
Two losers kissin another loser's ass
by Rog February 5, 2004
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On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.
guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)
by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020
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Kissing his own ass

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The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
by Spastik August 1, 2016
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A kissingasm is an orgasm that is achieved by kissing. A perfect example of this nonsense is seen in the Twilight Saga: New Moon movie between Edward and Bella.
"I think he just had a kissingasm."
"That's absurd."
*stupid noise Edward makes in the movie*
"Oh, I suppose it is possible. But still absurd."
by Good Literature Proponent November 25, 2009
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