ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

ass kissing contest by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

three way ass kissing

Gary, Kevin and Bob, bobbin on each other's nobbins. Also includes licking dingleberries

Two losers kissin another loser's ass

three way ass kissing by Rog February 5, 2004

National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.

guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

National kissing and grab ass day by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

Kissing his own ass by Spastik August 1, 2016

Kissingasm

A kissingasm is an orgasm that is achieved by kissing. A perfect example of this nonsense is seen in the Twilight Saga: New Moon movie between Edward and Bella.

"I think he just had a kissingasm."
"That's absurd."
*stupid noise Edward makes in the movie*
"Oh, I suppose it is possible. But still absurd."

Kissingasm by Good Literature Proponent November 25, 2009