Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

Kirked

To be shot in the neck/ to receive neck

“Yo bro, tyrone’s girl just gave me the best kirk of my life”
“Yo bro, did you hear the president got kirked?”

by kosagui February 9, 2026

Kirked

When you royally demolish a 'lib-tard's argument in a debate.

"That venture capitalist pig just kirked comrade Victor in intellectual combat!"

by ErikaKirk69 February 10, 2026

kirked

when a person, usually but not always a contrarian or right-winger, is offed in an especially ironic or hypocritical way, especially if it's publicly.

bonus points if it's by or for a process, condition, or state that they claim to be 'safe' or preferable to the alternative.

named after Charlie Kirk, who famously was shot mere seconds after blaming inner-city gangs for gun violence.

"Can you believe that guy got kirked on live TV by a white guy while claiming minorities are the real threats?"

"Yeah, what an ironic way to go."

by schadenfreud February 19, 2026