King Kong

The act of shoving a banana up ones ass, and then someone else eating it.

"you just got King Konged"

by Birch 208 January 6, 2010

King Kong

Sexual move, when your having sex guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you're about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with cum and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. After this, the most important step is to run out of the room.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I totally King Kong'd the shit outa her last night."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"

Guy 1: "Sure did."

by RickyBobby26 May 1, 2010

King Kong

When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.

Ted: You know Kimber, right?

Ricky: Of course. She is hot.

Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.

Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.

by Wally Hot Hands February 17, 2010

King Kong

when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl

Omg he did the King Kong last night so dreamy

Can please King Kong lover

by Chloe&Callum productions April 18, 2021

King Kong

A another word for retarded

That man is King Kong

by Nuthupcup March 12, 2019

King Kong

When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one

Hey dude i just hit that girl with the king kong move

by haejsi April 9, 2020

King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021