John King

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.

by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013

john king

something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)

bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''

by thegirls July 9, 2009

King johny

The king himself

Have you not heard king Johny is in the shop

by Reclusea August 3, 2020

King Johnson

A person who seeks to impress others by lying or exaggerating a story, especially young woman who don't know the person.

by loyal subject August 14, 2003

King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

kingjohn

Kingjohn the most bad ass motherfucker of all. When you see him he will most likely to be smoking a blunt

Kingjohn loves smoking dope

by kingjohn420 March 10, 2018