kingjohn
Kingjohn the most bad ass motherfucker of all. When you see him he will most likely to be smoking a blunt
Kingjohn loves smoking dope
kingjohn by kingjohn420 March 10, 2018
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king john school
king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school by inadequate’k June 13, 2019
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king john by StanfordEnglishMajor November 5, 2007
king john school
if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
king john school by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020
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little king john by SomethingR May 31, 2013
King John School
The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.
King John School by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021
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