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not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
by bloodywizard June 16, 2016
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Just Kidding Family

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010
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you've got to be kidding me

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"
by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006
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are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??
Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?
by Amiyj April 11, 2017
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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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kiminu

A Kiminu is the funniest person you will ever meet in your life. He can be a dickhead but will ultimately be there if you need him to. He's just an all around likable guy and can mix well with people from all walks of life. If you have the pleasure of meeting a Kiminu, keep them in your life because you might never meet another!
Nicole: WoW I just had class with KIminu and he made me laugh so hard I peed myself
by NikkiN2000 May 25, 2019
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no kidding

Sentence mostly used to show surprise. However, it can also be used to show impatience.
Surprise:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding! You'll invite me over to play, won't you?

Impatience:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding... You already told me that like 1000 times.
by JamesT-Z May 23, 2008
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