Kidbodymanface

Name coined in the early 1980's in Allen Texas for a 16 year old of small stature but with a copious amounts of facial hair, i.e., "Kid body" "Man Face"

Toby weighed a mere 85 pounds at age 16 but had a full beard. He was a kidbodymanface

by ngeean May 4, 2010

Hey Kiddo

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.

Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

by Hhalhp July 14, 2018

kidloaf

noun
1. to act like a child from kindergarten class
2. to be a person who intentionally annoys someone else

Variations: kidloafing, kidloafed

Origin: German
kinder = kid
garten = loaf

1. Kyle was acting like a kidloaf, so i said, "Grow up."
2. The babysitter was irritated by Aston, who was kidloafing her.

by planetarychaos August 13, 2014

Kiddo

Another name for calling someone a kid. Someone who is most likely younger then you.

Hey *kiddo* how are you

by not_today_satan November 14, 2018

kidgold

Kid on chatrooms with a higher rank that always abuses mod power and bans/punishes people unfairly, often for no reason at all.

"Damn, that kidgold just banned me for one edgy joke."

by thecrazycatten March 27, 2019

kidoloposis

Kidoloposis is a disease you’re diagnosed with when you’re not okay in the head.

Doc: “ I am sorry, you have kidoloposis”
You: “ Oof.”

by BiGpAuLy January 19, 2021

kitdfohs

Military acronym for "kept in the dark, fed on horse shit"

kitdfohs has been seen written on helmets of grunts who don't have clearance to know everything they need to know. Often times they end up dead or wounded for lack of info.

by GumbyTTL November 16, 2007