Kiddie

Kelsey Caramanica

Kelsey caramanica is such a kiddie

by Kelsey's dad August 13, 2017

Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.

"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"

by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019

Kiddie Factory

A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.

Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

Kiddie Cheater

a.k.a. spatula - a rubber tipped cooking device used to cheat the kids out of eating the batter from the bowl.

Mom used the kiddie cheater to clean the batter from the mixing bowl.

by The Blechingers October 3, 2009

kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

kiddie puddle

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.

Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!

by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008

kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005