khaket

A khaki jacket.

"Yo Dan Klein is wearing his khaket, gonna get allll the ladies."

by brickhousel February 19, 2015

Khaki Kyle

The opposite/equivalent of a "Denim Dan", typically this person would wear Khaki shorts or pants with a plain white T-shirt. This person would wear black shoes with pants and sneakers with shorts.

This is also a character from the Run Home Studios short, "Denim Dan". He is a crime fighting side-kick to Denim Dan. It can be viewed at runhomestudios.com

Guy: Honey, what do you think if i wore jeans with this?
Girl: Well, I think you would look really comfortable
Guy: Honey, what about khaki's with this?
Girl: Well, I'd have to say you'd look like a Khaki Kyle

Fella1: Did you see that guy with the White T-Shirt and Khaki pants?
Fella2: Hell yeah! Without a doubt he looked like a Khaki Kyle

by KKDD3252 August 3, 2009

Khaki Tent

A tent pitched through khaki pants with your erect penis.

Chris P. has got some real khaki tent goin on there!

by nimped_narcissist April 6, 2011

7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts

A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.

I can't wait to go 7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts this weekend!

by Begonethotticus March 20, 2018

khaki jesus

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis

Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus

by Gopackmc September 28, 2020

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

Khake

Used as an expression for when you see someone wearing Khaki colored clothing.

"Wow, nice khake."

Followed with a confused reaction, because it sounds sus:
"Thanks man! You too?"

by vondreas July 9, 2023