Kerby Lane Bad

Used by students at the University of Texas in Austin when their homework/studying keeps them up so late that Kerby Lane, a 24-hour restaurant, is the only good place open at which to eat. Only to be used in extremely stressful situations, like having to write a six page paper the night before two midterms.

The expression in no way implies Kerby Lane is itself bad. In fact, it's awesome, especially the pancakes and signature queso.

Student 1: Oh my god, I have so much work to do tonight. I'm going to be up until 4am.

Student 2: Really, man? That bad?

Student 1: Oh yeah. It's Kerby Lane Bad.

by JohnnySwank February 20, 2008

kerbal tunnel

Kerbal Tunnel is when you get sore wrists from playing Kerbal Space Program for hours on end.

Man, ever since I got weekends off I've had Kerbal Tunnel from spending all damn day playing Kerbal Space Program.

by The Keasbey Knight March 27, 2015

kerbal

An adjective used to describe a launch vehicle that is stupidly designed or irrationally large.

The Ares I is the most kerbal rocket ever made. It is essentially a crew capsule on top of a Solid Rocket Booster.

by We are the Floor Tentacles September 7, 2020

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

klerb

A way of saying "Club"

Ilana: "But in da klerb we all fam"
Abbi: "What?"

by Wonderace1 May 30, 2016

kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.

by person May 1, 2003

kerbal

An time consuming abyss of a game that is so enjoyable that you lose all track of time while reaching for the extents of space.

Hey man what are you doing up at 3 A.M.?
Oh shit its 3?? I kerbaled out.

by dsrc September 21, 2013