Kennard

Kennard is a nice loveable guy with a great personality. He's funny smart and loves reading and hockey. Though he has many secrets and has severe trust issues, he is still a great person to trust with any secret. And also has a huge dick which is the only thing bigger than his ego. All in all he is a great guy.

Kennard is to nice how does he do it.

by Zugswang October 11, 2015

keytarded

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.

Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.

by superrubber March 30, 2010

Keytard

In online gaming and forums, a person who consistently fails at typing. This includes, but is not limited to: TYPING IN ALL CAPS, nevner correetcing typeios, neglecting to use punctuation (in cases where it is vital), and using excessive special characters!!!!!!!!!!@!>>>>!>>@!

Joshrcool: HAY WHATS TEH FASTERST WAY TO BEATT THSI BOSS MY GRUOP HASNT BEAT HIM YET??????????????????? <3333333333333 ANYONE THA THLEPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmopwnage: You fail, keytard.

by Jason Hollowell December 23, 2008

Kennard dale

A school full of thots and rednecks. Also home to the one and only lil retard

Kennard Dale is full of thots.

by Beter Barker April 19, 2018

Kennard

A skateboarding,raping,textting,chick atracting,guy who usually has a bad temper

ChelsieYou see that guy skateboarding?
Tarah Thats Kennard, but most people call him ken.

by lovinskinnyjeans July 8, 2010

Keytard

An 80's tribute rocker, that uses a "keytar" as an instrument that simulates the sounds of other instruments and/or annoying sounds. Ex. The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica"

The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.

by Ral Partha December 19, 2008

keynoard

(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.

The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.

by Raccooninabox August 3, 2006