First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Kevine

Kevine is a girl that is very pretty and hate on people easily. She shy and pretty.

Kevine is a Gorgeous girl dad get mad easily.

by Loveyourlife2049 March 26, 2017

kevinkempt

A tiktoker that also writes music most notorious for his song, Monster Energy Gun.

person 1: did you hear the new Kevinkempt song?
person 2: No
Person 1: *cries*

by u.smell.like.ur.dad December 16, 2020

Kevingen

A Kevingen is a person that still uses retarded emojis such as ";-;" "-_-" ".-." "._." , or say "Lol" with a capital first L or "xD/XD/xd" or uses the troll faces unironically, basically still lives in 2011-2018.

What a kevingen, he should grow up.

by ThatsTwistie January 23, 2021

Kevined

To be locked in an old messy car with dysfunctional back doors. How long it takes you to get out says a lot about the type of person you are.

"Dude, I got Kevined today?"
"You're such a scrub bro!"

by TraceRabil December 2, 2011

Kevinde9ine

De9nial

IQ is de9nied, he is defined as de9ine. It's a De9nial. It is Kevinde9ine.

by Dawnchadlight September 10, 2022

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008