Kevtardalonious

A person of less than superior intellect, one who is foolish and unwise

You sir are a kevtardalonious.

by That guy again again March 25, 2010

kevtarded

when you wake up and have no fucking idea what happened the previous night.

David: Why is there piss and throw up all over your room?

Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.

by Diggest Bicker December 9, 2010

Kurtarded

Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.

-See also: Kurt Davis

Dude, you are being kurtarded, other people work here too!

by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008

Kartard

A Kartard is another version of Retard, just less insulting.

Someone is a Kartard when:
•They are a member or ally of the LGBTQ Community
•They are a fan or supporter of the video game Detroit: Become Human

(Kartard is not meant as a homophobic insult)

Ew, there’s that Kartard kid. They act like such a Weeaboo

by yeetsexual February 16, 2019

Kevtard

When a kev (in) who drives a Chevy but swears ford are the superior vehicle. Snorts that Columbia sinus sauce and talks so fast you’d think he was speaking Chinese because he’s going a mile a minute.

Hey that guys acting like a real kevtard today!

by Kevin’s enemies April 13, 2023

Kurtarded

someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself

man that guy is kurtarded who has no idea whats going on

by poohead111 April 5, 2010

Keytard

An 80's tribute rocker, that uses a "keytar" as an instrument that simulates the sounds of other instruments and/or annoying sounds. Ex. The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica"

The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.

by Ral Partha December 19, 2008