kertanking

Kertanking if another word for having sexual relations...possibly in the act... or just the fact that you are "having sex" with that person.

I heard my bestfriend and her boyfriend kertanking in the backseat of their ride.

by The SupaFrkGrl April 25, 2005

Kertesz

A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.

"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".

Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"

Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"

by Kat10002 December 31, 2011

kertang

A different term for Having Sex. The literal translation is that Kertang is a sound, it's the written sound of 2 robots having sex i.e 'ker-tang ker-tang'

I kertanged that girl last night

by Brock Righteous May 29, 2007

Kertoku

A fucking beautiful drug lord who knows what he's doing and should be married instantaneously and is way too busy for hoes

A kertoku is probs the most useful thing in life

by I.ate.ur.marj March 24, 2022

Kertoku

A fuckin hilarious 9 inch carrier who is the son to a world wide drug lord by the name of Pablo kertoku. A kertoku should also be allowed to give backshots at any point in time

that kertoku should be in me 😏

by I.ate.ur.marj March 24, 2022

kertu

My classmate bitch

How's going Kertu?

by UnicornLlamaBitch January 14, 2019

Kerth

Kerth is a name that is sweet, polite, loving, cool to be around, they love to procrastinate, and think they have negative features when really they are amazing

Omg he is such a Kerth, why does he always procrastinate when asked to do the dishes?

by Emma_is_awesome_brah December 31, 2016