Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.

"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"

by dictionarypictionary May 09, 2023

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

Kerplunker

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

by Angelo00 September 01, 2021

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank.

by Idle February 11, 2006

Kerplunk

The sound of witch a shit comes out of you anus and drops into the toilet making a "kerplunk" sound and also can cause splashing the butthole.

Just made a kerplunk in the toilet.

by ZittsViaCoo February 01, 2017

Kerplunk

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)

let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!

by matt January 17, 2004