v.
1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you
2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention
1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you
2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention
by thek325 March 23, 2013
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by wildcat fan October 8, 2009
Get the kernage mug.Meaning knob, but more effective, long and drawn out when used as an insult.
Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.
Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective
Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.
Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective
Luke: *blah blah blah blah blah* (talking crap)
Laura: I think you're wrong
Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off
Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....
Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)
Laura: kernob
LAUGHTER
Laura: I think you're wrong
Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off
Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....
Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)
Laura: kernob
LAUGHTER
by ben doherty May 18, 2006
Get the kernob mug.short term for 'on my fucking oath mate'
generally Australian origins meaning 'dead set' .. for real .. genuinely .. fair dinkum.
generally Australian origins meaning 'dead set' .. for real .. genuinely .. fair dinkum.
by Zac December 28, 2004
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Get the kernoodles mug.A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.
Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.
by FifthEarloftheSandwich November 21, 2016
Get the the Kernapeck mug.Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.
Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.
by Thatsbest December 13, 2004
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