Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob

Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.

by Sean and Anton October 22, 2008

Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 09, 2023

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper July 01, 2020

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 15, 2007

kermit frog

Considered one of the best haxball players of all times. Also attractive and cool !!

kermit frog is the best frfr on mommies.

by Araregueiahahqgagaha October 15, 2020

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 17, 2025

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017