kenneth

that dumb kid that won’t shut up in your earth systems class

kenneth makes me want to throw myself off a bridge

by chickenasshoe May 2, 2019

kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

by Funky Rider November 22, 2006

kenneth

he’s so sexy. hottest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’s PACKING like let me tell ya. btw he’s also great in the bed. get yourself a kenneth. especially one with curly hair

That guy has amazing hair, must be a kenneth.

by urgfcallsmedaddy May 21, 2020

kenneth

a guy whose smile can make your whole day brighter. a little bit weird but makes every moment around him exciting. socially awkward and doesn’t really make eye contact, but when he does, you notice his pretty brown eyes (especially in the sunlight). he’s only kinda cute and always fixes his hair. his face is objectively pretty but he’s got a nice body too (especially his fat ass amiright). makes sex jokes a lot but they’re kinda good sometimes.

me: bro i love kenneth
friend: just stfu already he’s not that great

by youredumb May 2, 2021

kenneth

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by veefour March 7, 2023

kenneth

The greatest namd in the whole universe no explaination needed
also the greatest joker you won't be sad if you're with a kenneth

have you ever seen a god? see a kenneth

by thebestdontneedtocompete September 1, 2018

kenneth

Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.

Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!

by Mark Quaile December 26, 2007