Kempy lunge

Two definitions for this one.

The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission

by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003

Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.

On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

kier kemp

Kier is a member of the English band Fearless Vampire Killers. He does guitar and vocals.

Kier Kemp is a brilliant singer

by I am the derp queen January 3, 2014

Kemiya

Kemiya is a cute little girl.she does what she want,she also do what she got to do.she is a very loyal girlfriend,she will love her boyfriend.kemiya is known as a smart girl.dont let the cute face fool you,because she is not the nice person you think she is.when kemiya get older she will have a bigbooty,and she will be a money maker

Kemiya is the type of girl that do what they got to do

by Whyh8.keke December 23, 2016

kemiyah

she can be mean but then nice she is also shy and aggy. She can be a keeper as a friend even though she does things that she dosen't mean. She is just trying to figure things in life. She also likes to play she also likes to join into things. and athletic

akemiyah is being defined nice also when she grow up she will have a good booty

by miyah ford June 6, 2015

Kemptville

A drug ridden small town located just south of Ottawa. Pregnant 14 year old's hangout at the local skatepark and smoke weed from that one sketchy dude. Kemptville literally has 11 pizza places all smushed together within 1 Kilometer from each other. The local catholic high school girls like to spend their time buying condoms at shoppers drug mart located right next to their school. Literally every teenage boy has a 2003 Ram truck--they look like shit. There are millionaires living on the outskirts of the town, then you have the majority of the population living in shithole weed farms. If you go to the public Highschool, the bathrooms are filled with bums wearing a XXXL t-shirt and pajama pants. Parts of the school reeks of weed. You can pretty much get drugs on any corner. The hotspot of downtown kemptville in the back of the library, were people smoke cigs as a 111 year old grandma exits the building. This place is a shithole were you can find condom wrappers littered on every corner.

I heard a kemptville school girl announced her pregnancy in the vape hotbox at St.Mikes Catholic HighSchool.

by That Kemptville Guy October 23, 2020