A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....
The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.
by cuchulain April 18, 2015
Get the keltana mug.Kelyan is an very weird yet amazen friend. He's shares everything going on in their life. They never tell secrets about other people tho. They barely do exercise but they have the body of an athlete. He is also a person that you can so alot of bordel with. He is a good motivator and trustworthy. He is very loyal yet he has a hard time with girls since he gets shy. He is also a drama queen. And saddly, all kelyans born in Nzong have a enormous tunor growing behind their head. They also speak english with the cutest african accent.
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Get the kelyan mug.The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
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Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
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