When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
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Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
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e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.
e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.
e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.
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Person 1: “Have you heard of Delton Kellogg High School?”
Person 2: “I heard that people drive their tractors to school, is that true?”
Person 1: “Sadly... yes.”
Person 2: “I heard that people drive their tractors to school, is that true?”
Person 1: “Sadly... yes.”
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