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keira knightly 

A skinny, talentless 19 year old who got more attention and publicity than she deserved for Bend it Like Beckham, when the real star of that film was Parminder Nagra.

While Keira is pretty (no one's denying that), she cannot act at all. Her face is frozen in a blank stare in each of her films; she has the emotional range of a clothes shop mannequin. When Orlando Bloom professes undying love to her at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean, after two hours of the pair risking life and limb for each other on the high seas, she doesn't even so much as blink. Her blank, unreactive expression appears to be the same when she is being rowed off to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean as it is in Love Actually when she learns that her husband's best friend is in love with her.

Watch her closely in BILB, Pirates, and King Arthur; in all those movies she basically runs around screaming or pouting. Wouldn't exactly call it acting, though.
Keira Knightly is over rated and a terrible actress.
keira knightly by ps September 22, 2004
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Keira Knightley 

The correct way to spell "goddess".
Don't forget to donate to the Church of Keira Knightley.
Keira Knightley by FightSmoochyX February 23, 2004

keira knightley 

keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
keira knightley by alperthereal February 10, 2004

Keira Knightley 

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!
Keira Knightley by Jeff May 15, 2004

keira knightley 

gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl
She's so keira knightley I really want to ask her out!
keira knightley by vinny April 7, 2005

Keira Knightley 

A very talented and very hot English actress. Very young (only 18) but looks like she is in her mid-20's/early 30's.
Hey, I just saw "Love Actually" at the theatre.

Well, what'd you think?

It was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress Keira Knightley.
Keira Knightley by Mister E. February 8, 2004