Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a
name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and
small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the
Snickers gang.