keegan

adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation

Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.

by Rokrin January 18, 2009

keegan

keegan is a cute, awesome, talented person. Who is always outstanding and has many friends. She is so cool and has many haters!

keegan is so cool!

by stealyogirl. May 18, 2016

keegan

a large, funny shaped dick that is covered in hair, therefore making it look sort of like a canadian sasquatch

person one: look at my dick!
person two: no, i dont want to look at your disgusting keegan

by micheal mchendrikson October 4, 2006

keegan

A person who smokes drugs and drinks and cannot run from the cops

I have to go drag keegan out of jail

Keegan cannot run when drunk

by Ur best guy friend :) October 23, 2008

keegan

adj. description of something or someone as super gay or extremely homosexual.

v. To be engaged in gay activities

Keegan stop being keegan.

That's so keegan.

Stop keeganing

by Keegan Redfern March 7, 2008

keegan

A faggot ass bitch who likes to eat ass on a Monday and won't stop until he gets filled up completely.

Dude iv'e been such a Keegan lately

by DankMemeMaster420BlazeItDUDEEE August 31, 2017

keegan

A complete tool. The biggest loser around. Can be used as both noun and verb. Remember in "Kingpin" when everyone would say "he pulled a Munson"? Munson has been replaced by Keegan.

"Dude, don't be a Keegan"
"He just got Keeganed!"
"What a Keegan"

by MrBill July 16, 2008