Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006

Keebler

Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.

A Club Cracker

Yo check out dat Keebler trying to Pop n lock.
Look like dat muh-fuh got da eplepsy or sumpin'

by Mark Smith December 3, 2004

Keebler

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Keebler

When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.

Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.

by kyle cavano March 29, 2010

keebler

Lol....a code name for gay men

"Damn, Rob is such a keebler"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010