keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005

keanu reeves

Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor

You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..

by Michael Webster March 3, 2004

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

keanu reeves

Keanu Reeves is one of the hottest men to ever exist. Sometime's I can never really tell how old he is.

Me: *scrolling through instagram*

Friend: WOAH! Keanu Reeves is 57?!

Me: No, he's 32

by ttffww October 4, 2021

keanu reeves

our lord and saviour, a never dying meme
also he is probably immortal

"bro ur like a keanu reeves"

by yeeeeheeet June 15, 2019

keanu reeves

a sex position that consists of you shoveing a glock in ur girls vagina and shooting it for extra feels

me and karen did a keanu reeves last ight it tired me out

by ZAYDERRAPTER September 15, 2019

Keanu Reeves

Chuck Norris 2019

Random guy in crowd: You're breathtaking.

Keanu Reeves pulls a uno reverse carf while also saying no you.

by Da godfather June 16, 2019