Keagans Dick

Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.

Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *

by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016

Keagan

An amazing person inside and out. He is one of the best people anyone could ever imagine to be friends with. He will always make your day 1000x better. He is usually extremely attractive and has blonde hair. He is Perfection.

Girl 1: Hey, who's that blonde guy? He's cute.
Girl 2: Oh, that's Keagan, he's not just cute he's perfect.

by IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam March 5, 2012

Keagen

the most wonderful guy in the entire world

Did you see Keagen? He's adorable.

by Kyleeyleeylee June 9, 2009

Mrs Keating

A fat bitchy woman who gets Arabian Sunglasses every day.

Bob:You are such a Mrs Keating!
Jeff:(commits suicide)

by AK47rulezzz March 23, 2019

keginut

girl who likes small nut sacks.

Raquel is a keginut with an ass for a chin.

by ingrid red December 23, 2007

Keain

Keain he's a all around good guy and he has a big dick. He gets a lot of girls and he's good at video games for ex fortnite

Keain is a really good guy.

by Jake call April 3, 2019

Keagan

The best guy in the world. Very confident and charming. People see him as the alpha in any group he is in he always stands out the most. He doesn't take shit from anyone. People who knows him will always fear him because they know he has a dark side. Besides all that every one still loves him. He is like a magnet people are always drawn towards him and enjoys his company. He is seen as a very interesting and determined person. Girls love him and often are quick to fall deeply in love with him.

Girl 1: Wow, who is that guy?
Girl 2: That's Keagan

by mark jaxob July 12, 2017