by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005
Get the Have a Knack For mug.Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
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A man who abandons the girl or woman that he has impregnated, out of cowardice or selfishness. Kackbuses do not usually feel guilty for devastating the girl/woman because they delusionally believe themselves to be the victim. They either place most or complete blame on the woman/girl, ignoring their own fault.
Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
by Pattorn November 3, 2020
Get the Kackbus mug.contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.
(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.
(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!
Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004
Get the fat knacker mug.A slang term used to describe a posh/upper middle class woman, e.g - "bolly" referring to the expensive drink Bollinger, and "kecks" referring to knickers.
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Gene: Don't be ridiculous Granger, airs and graces this one, - likes a drop of bolly before she gets her knickers off.
(Hence the name Bolly-kecks, used to describe Alex)
Gene: Don't be ridiculous Granger, airs and graces this one, - likes a drop of bolly before she gets her knickers off.
(Hence the name Bolly-kecks, used to describe Alex)
by lost in the eighties November 16, 2011
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"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.
by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017
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Used to describe a half grown moustache commonly seen on Knackers or Skangers in Dublin, Ireland. Comical to look at.
Used to describe a half grown moustache commonly seen on Knackers or Skangers in Dublin, Ireland. Comical to look at.
by green_ajah December 21, 2005
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