kev

noun working class teenager who enjoys hanging round on street corners and generally being a nuisance. Easily identified due to their love of burberry hats, carbrining hoodys, trackies tucked into their white socks and either nike shocks or rockports on their feet. Also seen in helly hansen and berghaus coats, depending on the weather.

synonyms include chav, townie, shaz (female)

Look there go some kevs with their bottles of white lightning

by Ricky G April 8, 2005

kev

usually go round and round the town centre in their souped up cars pumping trashy techno beats out hteir windows,perving at any girl over the age of 12, whilst ragging the fuck out their 1.1 engines. bunch of wankers really.

look at that kev,you could hear him coming a mile off!wanker!

by hols January 12, 2004

kev

A twat in a Burberry cap from a council estate. Higher class kevs often buy from Prada, Gucci etc. because they thing it makes them upper class.

Look at the kev in the Burberry cap.

by Martin C March 10, 2004

Kev

A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?

by Jim March 6, 2005

Kev

wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and shitty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot

"yeah mush, come on then u startin!"

by ollie c August 10, 2004

Kev

word is used to be applied to males who like to fall down or up stairs, off chairs, and in bathrooms and enjoys the companionship from multiple females within the 21771 zip code. He is also known to attack females in the 1001 block of Twin Arch Road

I was having sex with this guy and after we were done he told me who he had sex with. He was such a Kev!

by sc80rm39 October 28, 2010

kev

a peanut-sized clitoris

kev has a clitoris the size and shape of a peanut

by berean May 8, 2006