kavanaugh'd

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

Full Kavanaugh Treatment

trying to destroy someones life using allegations, with no factual evidence.

Aw man they are giving that guy the Full Kavanaugh treatment and he wasn't even at that party.

by TheyBorkedhim September 19, 2020

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021