Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
Get the Kackensplatter mug.A man who abandons the girl or woman that he has impregnated, out of cowardice or selfishness. Kackbuses do not usually feel guilty for devastating the girl/woman because they delusionally believe themselves to be the victim. They either place most or complete blame on the woman/girl, ignoring their own fault.
Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
by Pattorn November 3, 2020
Get the Kackbus mug.German word for the worst version of "noob", especially used for noobs, which are complete learn resistant.
If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".
If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".
Du verdammter Kacknoob, ich hab dir schon tausendmal gesagt, dass...
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)
by ZappoB July 16, 2009
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noun:
1. a calculating device undersuited for anything beyond simple addition - typically a Blackberry;
2. a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)
3. slightly better than a cocktail napkin
4. a Blackberry
verb:
1. to pull a number out of one’s ass, typically using a Blackberry calculator function;
2. to make a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)
noun:
1. a calculating device undersuited for anything beyond simple addition - typically a Blackberry;
2. a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)
3. slightly better than a cocktail napkin
4. a Blackberry
verb:
1. to pull a number out of one’s ass, typically using a Blackberry calculator function;
2. to make a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)
noun:
"I entered the numbers into my kashkari and it spit out $700 billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just made a kashkar!"
verb:
" We kashkaried the numbers. The answer was $700 Billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just kashkaried it!"
"I entered the numbers into my kashkari and it spit out $700 billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just made a kashkar!"
verb:
" We kashkaried the numbers. The answer was $700 Billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just kashkaried it!"
by TomOfTheNorth December 15, 2009
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Get the kaska mug.It originates from the legendary World of Warcraft South Park episode, its german version, to be precise.
"Kack" is a German synonym for shit and "boon" describes an incredibly bad noob.
Kackboon, therefore, is a terminology used to insult the worst types of gamers, the one's that are so retarded they shouldn't be allowed to buy a Playstation.
"Kack" is a German synonym for shit and "boon" describes an incredibly bad noob.
Kackboon, therefore, is a terminology used to insult the worst types of gamers, the one's that are so retarded they shouldn't be allowed to buy a Playstation.
by Nik is a kackboon December 9, 2021
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