Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"
by LenaChick December 5, 2012
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I went to Tracks bar in downtown Kankakee, got confronted outside by a guy with a gun, he stole my 2$. Turns out on camera, it was my baby daddy.
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Kankakee is a small little hole in the wall down south from Chicago. There's so much crime, you might as well call it little Chicago. The emergency room is so small, you might as well just wait in the parking lot if your dying. This town, all the white girls act black and the black girls act white. The Mexicans will try to sell you street corn to pay their rent. I wouldn't go here if you are living in a place that's thriving. You will come here, and shrivel up and die. They might as well rename Kankakee, the hotel California.. because once you come in, you can never leave. Unless it's in a casket.
KANKAKEE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE. IT SUCKED SO HARD, I PAYED IT 300$ LIKE A LOW CLASS HOOKER HOLDING A POLAR POP.
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