Kabuki

Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service

Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.

by Word Monkey April 15, 2010

Kalki

The last and final avatar of Lord Vishnu in Hinduism. The supposed human name he will be known as is "Srinivaas". The great Srinivaas will allegedly create havoc and destroy the corrupt.He will save the innocent side of humanity and create a new era of peace and love.

Robert Sherman: What might happen on 2012?

Dr. Phimer: Well, one aspect of the dooms day event is that Srinivaas or Kalki will come and save the universe, but destroying the corrupt.

by Shiva Raman November 11, 2010

Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

by M.X. September 3, 2004

Kaludi

The last name of an extremely lovable person, who is the most important person in the world in you know him. This person is smart, sexy, and great-looking, and if you know this person always be cool with them and he will always be nice to you. This person feels bad if you are hurt or depressed so always care for a Kaludi. This name is an European name although it may seam its not though. Just remember Kaludis are one-of-a-kind people with the greatest personalities so just say hi or whats up to them and they will always say hi back.

Maria: Hey Katy if you could marry anyone who would it be?
Katy: Really you ask, i would marry Kaludi a million times over!

by MS. Smexy August 23, 2011

kaliki mau

The feeling of having to poop, that one gets after smoking.

Where are you going? I was just coming out to have a smoke with you.

Sorry bro, Kaliki Mau

by Chickentinder September 26, 2017

Kawuki

The act of somethig being impressive in Current or past tense.

The act that Steve did to win first place in the talent show was kawuki.

Hey Steve thats kawuki can I try too?

by Pedastry January 1, 2019

KABUKI

Japanese theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.

I wanted to see a kabuki production, but it's so expensive and I don't speak old-fashioned Japanese.

by Cassandra March 30, 2005