Kankakee

A small town in Illinois, over run by wannabe gangsters, hole in the wall bars with no class, and probably your baby daddy.

I went to Tracks bar in downtown Kankakee, got confronted outside by a guy with a gun, he stole my 2$. Turns out on camera, it was my baby daddy.

by Cat82 November 26, 2023

Kankakee

Kankakee is a small little hole in the wall down south from Chicago. There's so much crime, you might as well call it little Chicago. The emergency room is so small, you might as well just wait in the parking lot if your dying. This town, all the white girls act black and the black girls act white. The Mexicans will try to sell you street corn to pay their rent. I wouldn't go here if you are living in a place that's thriving. You will come here, and shrivel up and die. They might as well rename Kankakee, the hotel California.. because once you come in, you can never leave. Unless it's in a casket.

KANKAKEE IS A BIG BLACK HOLE. IT SUCKED SO HARD, I PAYED IT 300$ LIKE A LOW CLASS HOOKER HOLDING A POLAR POP.

by EMt Falls girl May 22, 2025