kellyanned

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kaelyn

Kaelyn is the girl who will always be there for you no matter what! She’s a sweet,kind,caring human being! She can be a bitch when she wants to but you gotta believe she will always be there for you! She is a beautiful,confident young lady and is going to be a world known person by the time she’s an adult! She’s stunning and is always ready for a challenge! Always there to help! With boys or life, she can sometimes “spill the tea” but she can’t control it! She had a heart of gold! She has an ass and thighs and beautiful brown eyes! Always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and never gonna let you down. Hoes over Bros any day. Once she finds the boy she loves/likes she will not stop until she has him, but that shouldn’t be very hard! If you get a Kaelyn in your life don’t let her go, that’s your rider:)

Person 1:who is that!?
Person 2:that’s kaelyn

Person 1:damn I need her in my life
Person 2:yeah everyone does

by user3324 November 27, 2018

kaelle

Kaelle may very well be the greatest friend you will ever have. Her kindness, warmth and love has a tendency of touching your heart and soul. Her unique beauty is of such magnitude that it becomes uncomprehending to how someone like yourself could have ever been blessed enough to be placed in the same world as someone as astounding as Kaelle. Your friendship with Kaelle is not like any other and it will quite often become one of the most precious thing in your life. If by any chance you are blessed enough to meet or even become friends with a Kaelle trust me when I say life will be more beautiful in every way possible.

Kaelle make's my life so much more exciting

by firecrotch28 December 25, 2012

R Kelly Syndrome

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

Karelly

The most amazing girl that you would ever meet. Her smile is the best thing in the world and whoever ends up with her will be the luckiest person in the world. She has a big heart and you can turn to her if anything. Her face is way to beautiful to keep your eyes off of. When she walks into the room you can feel the butterflies in your stomach. She has the most beautiful hair that would look good in anyway possible. If she dresses like a princess or just in sweats she will still be the most gorgeous girl in the room. She can’t wait to find the right guy and once she does it is over because she is mad loyal. She is just the best girl you will ever meet PERIOD!!!!

Karelly= amazing human being

by Real jigga March 4, 2019

bishop kelly

everyone here is a cunt. lots of hot moms tho

Do you like that guy?

“Ew no he goes to bishop kelly… i’d fuck his mom tho”

by dinowhore September 2, 2021