klumpkin

A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.

Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.

by jborwn March 8, 2005

kablumpkin

Sexual term. When a male recieves falacio while deficating, usually on the toilet.

"That chick was nasty as hell, I went to go take a shit right, and she came in and gave me a Kablumpkin!"

"Got a kablumpkin out of her."

by AllHavok April 16, 2008

Klumpkin

Receiving oral sex while eating a Rice Krispie Treat.

Oh man she brought snacks AND I got a klumpkin out of it. Best night ever.

by K1ttenM1ttons January 17, 2016

Krumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit while sucking on a man’s dick

“Hey wanna hit the portapotties and krumpkin?”

by 404cbword August 7, 2021

Kadumpling

Noun: A well lubricated faecal excretion that occurs upon one’s anus when your girlfriend is present and she thinks its cute to watch you but then that just gives you the shits and your poo (once solid) turns into diarrhoea resembling the consistency of your Asian best friend’s mum’s dumplings.

Boyfriend: “i need to take a shit”
Girlfriend: “i wanna watch”
Boyfriend: “no you will give me a kadumpling”
Girlfriend: “what is that?”
Boyfriend: “its what happens when you make my poo wanna return to liquid state”

by I have chronic diarrhoea August 9, 2021

knumpkin

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023

knumpkin

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023