A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.
by jborwn March 8, 2005
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"Got a kablumpkin out of her."
"Got a kablumpkin out of her."
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Get the Krumpkin mug.Noun: A well lubricated faecal excretion that occurs upon one’s anus when your girlfriend is present and she thinks its cute to watch you but then that just gives you the shits and your poo (once solid) turns into diarrhoea resembling the consistency of your Asian best friend’s mum’s dumplings.
Boyfriend: “i need to take a shit”
Girlfriend: “i wanna watch”
Boyfriend: “no you will give me a kadumpling”
Girlfriend: “what is that?”
Boyfriend: “its what happens when you make my poo wanna return to liquid state”
Girlfriend: “i wanna watch”
Boyfriend: “no you will give me a kadumpling”
Girlfriend: “what is that?”
Boyfriend: “its what happens when you make my poo wanna return to liquid state”
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