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Kabarga

1. In biology - sort of little deer. "Moschus moschiferus", to be exact.

2. In daily speak - just about everything.
1. Siberian kabarga do really great jumps.

2. Ho, my brothers! You woudn't believe sort of kabarga just happened to me!
by Gul'Dan July 23, 2009
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kabar

The best knife in the world, used in many American wars to stab many bad people. The kabar model has been modernized and users still enjoy its presence today.
people who sleep next to a kabar at night always sleep easy
by Balaenoptera_musculus February 8, 2020
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Mr Kabara

When you try to be a funny person but end up being an asshole
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Kabbalah

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"
by sajor March 4, 2005
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Kabbalah

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.
by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004
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Kasbar

A builder with a yearning for cock on the job, he wont miss it, he will find it and he will pleasure it. Beware he might however tease it.
Billy Wagon, 8inches, Wisbeach. Kasbar on parole
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kabbalah

A once secretive, proud tradition that only the wisest Torah scholars could study, and for good reasons. The knowledge and understanding that Kaballah can bring has overwhelmed some the wisest scholars in Jewish history, driving them to the brink of madness. To study Kaballah, a man had to be AT LEAST 40 years old, and has to have grown a beard and raised a family, activities which require nearly infinite patience.

However, thanks to Madonna and other opportunists, Jewish mysticism has been degraded into a new fad that any putz with a red string on his wrist can claim to understand. Anybody who thinks that a red bracelet will make him wise or holy is delusional.
Famous Kabbalah masters have included Rabbi Loew, who constructed a living golem from clay to protect the jewish people, and Rabbi Akiva, who entered the Garden of Eden while still alive, learned its secrets, and lived to tell the tale.
by Taylor Esformes October 10, 2005
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