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janed

*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping
ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"
by honree hornee 😨✂️✂️ November 28, 2020
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kim-j0wned

Person A: I failed that test!
Person B: You got kim-j0wned!

Person A: You going to get kim-j0wned?
Person B: No...I don't want to think about getting kim-j0wned!

Person A: I'm going to get kim-j0wned!
by kimjong123 October 28, 2009
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Janedodo

A Janedodo is a female that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.
Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.
by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
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Juned

Played, or, embarrassed. A verb depicting a type of disrespect.
Yea he was like ' yo son u look like on of them niggaz off Merkatt Manor". Damn dawg he get got juned.

"Man she said she was coming." "Man you know she be Junin'.
by @0fears0regrets December 15, 2009
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Jowned

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."
by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005
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Bake Jenedict

Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022
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junedogger

Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass.
Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!
by Donny S. July 20, 2008
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