After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.
by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 07, 2011
When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.
Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
by Gaius315 March 16, 2022
noun; a "not guilty" plea made by anyone, regardless of private or public status, in response to an action ordered by a public body that considers itself superior in rank and / or class.
Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"
Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"
As wildfires raged on the coast and social media outside Canada lit up with reports and footage, Meta and Instagram claimed the Nuremberg justification against the federal government over Bill C-18.
by ReverseHaloEffect August 26, 2023
by ihatebradpitt January 13, 2021
Oh we understand it now! That a thing we understand now because the violence is being directed in the way we want the distinction is a thing we accept now.
Hym "So, I used to talk about the difference between justification and understanding and now we all understand that I was CORRECT. I am justified in saying that this is the kind of shit that gets your kids murdered and instead of NOT DOING IT... You are doing it and robbing me... And somehow... That is supposed to teach me to not murder your kids? So now that we are all on the same page. You need to UNDERSTAND that you need to change what you are doing in such a way that it gets me my money. Because you are not JUSTIFIED in taking from me and if we are doing unjustified things to eachother... I KNOW WHAT UNJUSTIFIED THING I'M GOING TO PICK."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
To Justify an action based on the person's personality.
After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023