Jschlatt

The pretty, pretty princess in the Mario Brothers franchise.

Heyy do you know Jschlatt?
Yeah, my favourite quote is 'ban women'!!

by Dead_Thing_Walking January 31, 2021

jschlatt

a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .

“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B

by Dilsers April 16, 2021

Jschlatt

Boomer

“Jschlatt is a boomer am I right lads”

by Dylan the idiot January 29, 2020

jschlatt

He is God.

Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.

by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021

jschlatt

boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020

Jschlatt

Jschlatt, a guy who’s allergic to dust and brownies… he also can’t swim

Jschlatt, a guy who owns a gun for paintball he also has an orange tabby named Jambo:)

Person 1: Jschlatt scares me

Me: loser

by Mr. Worldwide Mr. 305 DALE May 25, 2021

jschlatt

the controversial one

someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one

by klotaylorsversion August 14, 2021