slop du jour

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.

Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...

by YAWA April 22, 2020

Poop Du Jour

It's the poop of the day.

"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"

"Its the poop of the day."

by Hercules Q. Rockefeller October 22, 2009

crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

by Kimmie January 26, 2004

dick du jour

A play on soup du jour ("soup of the day"). The latest in a long string of flings or short-term boyfriends for a woman or a gay man.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy with Zoe? I thought she was dating Zach?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Chase. He's the "dick du jour".

by AstridB August 5, 2010

deja du jour

The best (or first) feeling of deja vu for the day.

What a sec! This feels so familiar. This is my deja du jour.

by ksmanning March 19, 2010

Poop-du-jour

After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.

"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"

by TatuBaron April 22, 2009

Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

by DumDum1000 February 20, 2018