Jordon

Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.

Person 1: omg do you know who that is?

Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon

Person 1: we should start bowing

Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already

by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010

Jorming

The action of being Jorma Kaukonen

That guitarist is really Jorming.

by Roxanna Bryce June 23, 2009

jarmon

A trill jiggy nigga. Usually extremely creative. Gets no hoes because he would rather have a woman. A pioneer who rallies those around him with pure creativity and original ideas. Sometimes a loser only when not gassed up by his subordinates. Otherwise usually a pretty outstanding individual.

Carl: "Whose idea was this? Never saw it done this way before."

Steve: "Jarmon did that. He usually has his own way of doing things"

Carl: "I like it"

by Bna27 August 19, 2017

Jomon

Jomon is the nice handsome person who is optimistic even in failures. He lives simple and happy life in a village. He always care about good people. He can forgive people who treat him bad and he always face every bad things with his born charming smile.

Do things in Jomon's way. You will be happy ever!

by chicaim February 3, 2019

jermond

This is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. Although his ego is very big he still has a heart. Most jermonds are the very athletic.If you find a jermond you're lucky

Omg look at that jermond over there.

by Coolcat🖤❣️🌚 March 4, 2019

Jormani Fade

when yo boi get a zero on the side and left whole shit load of hair on the top

“my boi got the jormani fade”
“bro please”
*slaps head aggressively*

by de.fukmeaswhole March 30, 2021

Joel Jomon

The sexiest and THICCEST Curry Pakistani and Indian you will ever know

Yo, that kid looks like he is the biggest Joel Jomon

by Yeetus Mcleetus June 23, 2019